the derpiest bunnies ever
omg omg omg were is this *-*
Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.
"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
we need to talk about shrek more
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do